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Intelligence Test
Time for a little change of pace...
Intelligence Test:
Do they have a Fourth of July in
Yes
No
How many birthdays does the average man have?
1
2
65
72
78
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
1
2
3
6
9
12
How many outs are there in an inning of American baseball?
2
3
6
8
Is it legal for a man in
Yes
No
Divide 30 by ½ and then add 10. What answer do you get?
25
35
50
70
90
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
1
2
3
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take 1 every half-hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
20
40
60
90
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?
1
3
5
8
9
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
3
2
1
0
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
1
3
6
24
12
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Intelligence Test Answers posted at 12:05PM
Do they have a Fourth of July in
Yes – it comes right after the third of July.
How many birthdays does the average man have?
1 – Just one
Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12 – all of them
How many outs are there in an inning of American baseball?
6 – three per side
Is it legal for a man in
No – because he is dead
Divide 30 by ½ and then add 10. What answer do you get?
70 – 30 divided by ½ equals 60
If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2 – you took them; remember?
A doctor gives you 3 pills and tells you to take 1 every half-hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
60 – start with pill #1, thirty minutes later take pill #2; thirty minutes later, take #3
A farmer has 17 sheep and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9
How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
0 – Moses didn’t have an ark, Noah did.
How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
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